Ok, y'all - Fixing to get my electoral cherry popped with the closest thing the Great Satan has ever had to a Nat'l Primary.
Vote Early! Vote Often! (just teasing)
Voting is the ultimate homage to American troops who stood long watches over vast expanses of trackless oceans, who killed our enemies in scary dark places like Hurtegan Forrest, Inchon, Fallujah, young Americans who laid their lives on the Freedom's Altar in the ultimate act of service to something larger than self.
Voting is using Force. And using Force is Violence - the Supreme Authority - from which all authority is derived.