Monday, July 27, 2009

Blogger?

Anyone else have any problems with blogger this weekend?

I had 3 posts I was going to do (Healthcare, Crap & Tax and Global WarmingCoolingClimate Change) and couldn't load blogger.

Could have been something to do with the work 'net, but it didn't block it, just never loaded o.O

Monday, July 13, 2009

From the Email

urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ".. And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hope everyone has a great 4th; I'm stuck at home but meh

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tips

Hit the tipjar today and send me to Indiana for a night with friends tomorrow :)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

From the Email

BEE STING
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'