Read the rest, it'll give you a laugh (unless of course you are a member of the Global
19 … now therefore, gather all the four hundred and fifty climatologists, and the four hundred prophets of Algore. We shall meet upon the mountain Thursday after next.
20 And Algore sent a message to all the people, and said, “How long will you falter between two opinions?
21 Yea, do you not realize that there is but One True reality and the other a lie?”
22Then Algore said to the people, “I alone am left a prophet of the Climate; yet you must see that the Great Warmening is nigh.
23 Therefore let us have a challenge; On the Thursday after next, you masses run your SUVs, your Suburbans and your Hummers for many hours.
24After you have run your SUVs, your Suburbans and your Hummers for many hours, the Climate shall withhold the rain and your crops shall be smitten.”
25So the prophets of Algore and the climatologists carried his message to the villages and the furthest parts of the countryside.
26On the Thursday after next, Algore arose ascended the mountain. “Where are my four hundred and fifty climatologists and four hundred prophets? Indeed, where is everybody?” Algore asked of the seventeen men assembled on the mountain.