Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Comment of the Year

From Althouse's place on the #WeinerGate (read the comments until you get to Freeman Hunt)

Weiner: "You want answers?"
Reporter: "I want the truth!"
Freeman Hunt
Weiner: "You can't handle the truth! ... Son, we live in a world that has hot babes, and those hot babes need to be sent dick pics by men with boners. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Reporter Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Huma, and you curse horny men. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That dick pics, while embarrassing, probably get hot women excited. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, gets dick pics out there. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want my boner on Twitter, you need my boner on Twitter. We use words like babe, chick, coed. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent chasing skirt. You use them to criticize me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under a blanket with no hot chicks, and then questions the manner in which I obtain mine. I would rather you just said bravo, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a webcam, and snap a dick pic. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
Reporter: "Did you tweet the dick pic?"
Weiner: "I did the job I..."
Reporter: "Did you tweet the dick pic?"
Weiner: "You're goddamn right I did!" Drops his trousers, exposing an erect penis clad in gray boxer briefs.
(had to steal it all, sry)

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