Comment of the day:
John, here is my favorite Sunday School story.
The pastor has a glass of water, and drops a worm into it. The children watch the worm wriggle and wriggle in the water. Then the paster produces a glass of bourbon, and drops a worm into it. The worm dies almost instantly.
“So children,” asks the pastor. “What does this teach us?”
A small child raises his hand and says, “If you drink bourbon, you won’t get worms.” (from Patterico's comments)