Read on a paper at work (from Miller Genuine High Life):
She told him that there wasn't enough money for beer and he'd have to quit.
So he did.
Then he caught her paying $65 on make-up, and asked if he had to give up things
why didn't she?
She said the make-up was to make her look better for him.
He said that was what the beer was for.
He doesn't think she's coming back ...