Wednesday, January 3, 2007

New Emails to play with

Got another couple of scam emails I thought I would reproduce so anyone who wants to have fun with these people can:
From: Mr. Jabulani Nkelele.
Temporarily Resident In The
Republic Of South Africa.
Tel 00 27 73 062 7335
Good Day,
With warm heart I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally. However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity.
My name is I am Jabulani Nkelele, the first son of Mr. John Nkelele one of the most popular black farmer from Zimbabwe, murdered in the land dispute in my country.
As led by my instinct, I decided to contact you through email, after searching for contacts via the internet, as it is the only means I can contact anybody since I am cutting off ties with Zimbabwe for security and safety reasons. However, I apologize if this is not acceptable to you.
The purpose of this letter is to seek your most needed assistance in a business venture. During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the supports of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned and black owned farms to his party members and his followers, he ordered all white and few black farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers.
My father is one of the best black farmers in our country and because he did not support Mugabe's ideas,Mugabe's supporters invaded my father's farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my father and made away with a lot of items in my father's farm.
Before his death, my father had deposited with one of the private Security Companies in Johannesburg, South Africa the sum of US$18.5 Million (Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).with my name, and made every documents with my name also.
Then after the death of my father, we decided to move to the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as valuables. So,I
decided to contact you to assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any bank account within South Africa.
We have concluded to offer you 30% of the total sum for your assistance, and 70% will be for me and my family to investment and living in your country after the transfer.
All I want you to do is to furnish me with your full personal phone and fax numbers for easy communication. You can contact me on the Telephone number below for further explanation . Please Note that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely
confidential.
Finally, i would expect you to reply through my alternative email address which is : jabulaninkelele@sify.com
Thanks and God bless.
Best Regards.
JABULANI NKELELE. (FOR THE FAMILY}
Tel + 27 73 062 7335

The email that it was sent from is jabulaninkelele@galmail.co.za

Next:
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs.Victoria Bijhof from Bills & Exchange
Department HSBC BANK 78, Mark sway Avenue, Leeds, SW9 9PT United
Kingdom,
I would want to use this medium after going through your
profile to seek for assistance in a business transaction which is of
mutual benefit. A foreigner late Mr.David McGrath who is from the
United State, an Oil merchant/Contractor with the British Government ,
until his death in a ship mishap on the 2nd of May 1999, who Banked
with us at our Bank and had a closing balance of US$21.5 million ,which
the Bank dose not know any of his available next of kin to claim this
funds.
To this regards, I have been directed by the board of Trustees
of the bank to notify the diseased next of kin, which I have done and
found out that he has no next of kin, which means that this funds will
be lost to the government,which we all know will be stolen by the
British Government officials. In order to avert this development,
myself and some of my trusted colleagues in the bank now seek your
indulgence to have you stand as late Mr David McGrath next of kin so
that the fund will be subsequently transferred and paid into your
foreign account.
On indicating your interest, all documents and proofs
to enable you get this funds will be carefully worked out and we are
assuring you a 100% risk free transaction. You will be allowed to
retain 30% of the total amount after the transaction. If this proposal
is okay by you, and you wish to take advantage of the trust bestowed on
you mail me as soon as possible at to enable me
furnish you with relevant details to this transaction.
Note: This
transaction will only last us 10 working days.
Please, disabuse your
mind by not equating this, with the every day online scam that people
come accross everyday,but rather treat it with the utmost level of
promptness and confidentiality.

Best regards,
Mrs.Victoria Bijhof


This email came from victoria.bijhof@virgilio.it

Remember people these are scammers, so have fun with them but don't get sucked in.
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